Daddy Said

 

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  • If I tell you a mosquito can drive a plow don’t ask me how, just start it up!
  • If the windows cloudy and the tires are dusty – don’t get in!
  • I’m not lost, I know exactly where we are!
  • Drive beside the white line, the white line is your friend!
  • If you don’t… then you won’t…
  • It’s a dad thing, you can’t understand!
  • Drive your mother’s car.
  • If the wheels don’t shine, it’s not mine.
  • Give you a book, send you to school, and what do you do? Eat the pages!
  • Monkey see, monkey do, beware of the monkey!
  • Your momma’s not made of glass, move your …
  • Every closed eye is not sleep!
  • Look before you leap, work before you drive!
  • No fool. No fun.
  • No and there’s no if,and or buts about it!
  • That’s TV– for entertainment purposes only.
  • Law of average says…
  • Learn to fly, not lie!
  • Don’t put all your eggs in one basket.
  • Cars don’t run on ash; where’s your cash?
  • You’ve got to leave one to drive one away from here.
  •  Not in my car!

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Happy Father’s Day to Dads everywhere!

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